Demerits & Gunshots

Just a college student who wants to share her life and opinion with this big ol' crazy world!

Remember kids:
Fashions fade, style is ETERNAL
~Yves Saint Laurent

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In the words of the great Flava Flav WWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Of all songs, why would he choose this one to “give a little sample” of? Here are some of the lyrics to the song “She’s Fine (Halle Berry)”

She fine den a bitch, ass and her tits
Thick in tha hips every nig want her
Call her Halle Berry, Halle berry
Halle Berry, Halle berry
She walkin like a model 
Hands on your knees
Scrub the ground 
She aint nothing but a tease 
Halle Berry, Halle berry
Halle Berry, Halle berry

Well let’s get ratchet 
Lets get ratchet
Look at her prettier then Halle and thicker than Janet
She say she like all of my club bangers I be jamming
Told her to bust it open let me see whats really happnin
She the ship and im the captain
I’m tha captain 
Booty bigger than the pus

We have got to do better my black people…this was just un-called for!



Love him!! Shane Dawson & I would probably be friends til the end…if I knew him..but that doesnt really matter. He’s extremely HIlarious so watch his latest vid for some pure comedy…and make sure you watch it all the way til the very end…there’s some goodnedd there! ;-)

TomatoeHead stays fly!!!! Duh

Ohhhh that OluboWALE Victor Akintimehin!!!

Dont be alarmed…thats just Rapper Wale’s government name!

Im continuing to become a huge fan of Wale! He’s an awesome rapper who is completely ok with not being signed/mainstream/manufactered and his music is so dope and diverse in a sense. He recently release another mixtape called “Back to the Feature” (which is what the link goes to) and it too my friends is sweet musical goodness. So far my fav. song on the mixtape might have to be his “collaboration” with Peter Bjorn and John on their song “Nothing to Worry About.” The mixtape also features songs with Daniel Merriweather, THEE Lady Gaga, Yael Naim, Duffy, Talib Kweli and Bun B just to name drop a bit.

Enjoy…I know I will.

Satorialist picture of the week!!!! Trench Tie, Milano I’m a sucker for really cute “seasoned” people. Especially those who still have incredible style after all those year. She’s awfully dapper with her trench coat and silk dress but the best part is how much of a realist she is with her choice of shoe. She knows that she had to pair fashion with comfort because a lady of her age should not be wearing 4” Manolo Blancs. LOVE IT!!!!

Satorialist picture of the week!!!! Trench Tie, Milano I’m a sucker for really cute “seasoned” people. Especially those who still have incredible style after all those year. She’s awfully dapper with her trench coat and silk dress but the best part is how much of a realist she is with her choice of shoe. She knows that she had to pair fashion with comfort because a lady of her age should not be wearing 4” Manolo Blancs. LOVE IT!!!!

This poor girl just cant seem to make it off of my shit list!!

Unfortunately I wasted 4.5 minutes of my life that I will never get back! She trys SOOOO HARD to be Beyonce but she just cant strike gold! When she 1st came out I saw a little bit of Aaliyah in her which I liked but as her horrible career continues to decline progress I cant bring myself to like her. The really sucky part is that I used to be a HUGE Missy Elliot fan but for her horrid verse in this song, she too loses massive points.

ENJOY!! hahaha jk



Your’s truly has finally turned 21…DAMN!! TOOK A WHOLE 20 YEARS TO GET HERE!!!! ;-)

Your’s truly has finally turned 21…DAMN!! TOOK A WHOLE 20 YEARS TO GET HERE!!!! ;-)



Satorialist picture of the week!!!! White&Blue, Florence There is nothing (and I mean nothing) better than a well dressed man. Considering the time of the year, the colors of his suit, shirt, tie and hankerchief are so clean and refreshing that it make Summer looked underdressed. LOVE IT!!!!!

Satorialist picture of the week!!!!

White&Blue, Florence

There is nothing (and I mean nothing) better than a well dressed man. Considering the time of the year, the colors of his suit, shirt, tie and hankerchief are so clean and refreshing that it make Summer looked underdressed.


LOVE IT!!!!!

!!!!!Old School Video of the Day!!!!!

Probably one of my favorite songs from the New Jack City Soundtrack (From the movie not Bow Bow’s sorry excuse of an album). But this video makes me feel extremely old considering that this movie came out in ‘91. But I figured I would share it with you all so you can enjoy the laughs that I get when watching this



Santa Baby...

A good friend of mine recently started up a new blog where you send you deepest wishes to Santa Claus via Santa’s G-Mail account [ dearsantyclaus@gmail.com ] and he will write you back. Some of the recent Dear Santy Claus letters have been really good, including the one from a young girl who rhymes in her ENTIRE letter!

Creepy Santa

Check it out for yourself! And remember, He see’s you when you’re sleeping!! (All awkwardness intended HAHA)